Favorite words of the week (16-22 Nov)

IB teaches students to turn shit into gold. (Urban Dictionary)

North Korea entry regulations: Males must keep their hair length 2cm-5cm long, as a North Korean study shows that long hair reduces intelligence by sapping oxygen from the brain. (Planet Geography book)

In the 2000s, a German tourist was detained for several months for asking their interpreter why Kim Jong Il was the only fat man in North Korea. (Planet Geography book)

Hey guys, let’s go to splash and drink Sprite! (Arya S.)

Mr. Barlow: Tell me a taboo term, Joel

Joel: Ummm MILF

Mr. Barlow: I’ve never heard of that term, can you explain it?

Joel: It means Mother I’d Like To Fuck.

Mr. Barlow: I don’t understand.

(TOK class)

I’m on Team why-the-fuck-girls-are-obsessed-with-the-twilight-saga. (me)

Dragon Lady: a misogynistic stereotype of East Asian women as wicked, calculating and troublesome. (wikipedia)

Shake ya ass, watch yourself (Mystikal)

I am watching a cat eat a catfish (Devi D.)